A unite is a SpeedChat phrase obtained by completing the Chief Financial Officer boss battle. Unites have the ability to restock gags, heal laff points, or give jellybeans. They can only be used once and only affect Toons within a short radius of the Toon using the phrase. Mata Hairy will reward a random unite after the Chief Financial Officer is defeated.
The rewarded phrase may be any one of those listed below. Mata Hairy will also say the rewarded phrase shortly after the victory dance; regardless of whether it is actually desired.