Gag up unite

A Toon using the Squirt gag-up unite.

"Toons of the World, Spend Wisely!"
―A Toon using a jellybean unite.

A unite is a SpeedChat phrase obtained by completing the Chief Financial Officer boss battle. Unites have the ability to restock gags, heal laff points, or give jellybeans. They can only be used once and only affect Toons within a short radius of the Toon using the phrase. Mata Hairy will reward a random unite after the Chief Financial Officer is defeated.


The rewarded phrase may be any one of those listed below. Mata Hairy will also say the rewarded phrase shortly after the victory dance; regardless of whether it is actually desired.

"Toons of the World, Toon-up!"
10 Toon-up
20 Toon-up
40 Toon-up
80 Toon-up
Max Toon-up
"Toons of the World, Gag-up!"
Gag-up Heal
Gag-up Trap
Gag-up Lure
Gag-up Sound
Gag-up Throw
Gag-up Squirt
Gag-up Drop
Restock All
"Toons of the World, Spend Wisely!"
100 jellybeans
200 jellybeans
350 jellybeans
600 jellybeans

Special phrases

Phrases which cannot be obtained by defeating the Chief Financial Officer are listed here.

Phrase Availability Phrase text Obtainability
Spooky Surprise Halloween "Skeletoons of the World, Trick or Treat!" Spooky bean bags
Promotion Assist Operation: Crash Cashbot Headquarters (Cogbucks only) "Toons of the World, Suit-Up!" Toon Resistance ToonTasks offered by Bulletin Belle


  • Using any unite triggers an animation that is similar to the Resistance Salute.
  • Jellybean fests, commonly known as "beanfests", are events which often include Toons using unites to give jellybeans.
  • The rewarded unite after the Chief Financial Officer battle is completely random.
  • If a restock gags unite is used, only the strongest gags a Toon has will be restocked, excluding level seven gags. For example, level six gags get restocked first and then level five and then four, until the Toon runs out of space for gags.
  • A Toon-up unite can be used in the middle of a Cog battle, meaning Toons are able to prevent one another from going sad in case of low laff. Unlike Heal SOS cards, they do not take a turn and can also be used between turns.
  • The maximum number of each unite phrase that can be carried is 99.
  • All unite messages would become unclickable while whispering another Toon.


See also

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