Squirt is a gag track that has a high accuracy and is a primary gag. Squirt gags are the sixth gag used in a Cog battle. Each gag (except Geyser) is only able to target one Cog.
- Toons get their first gag in the Squirt track and the Throw track from Tutorial Tom in the Toon-torial.
- Squirt is the second track to have low damage. The first one is Sound.
- An organic Storm Cloud can take out a lured level 10 Cog, making it useful. An organic Geyser can take out a level 9 on its own.
- In the gag menu, the accuracy for Squirt is High.