News for the Amused

1. Inflatable Wrecking Balls
2. Whoopee Sofa Cushions
3. Fred's Fragrant Flapjacks
4. The Karnival Kid
5. Dr. Pulyurleg Chiropractor
6. Toontown Mess Hall
7. Barely Palatable Pasta
8. Seminars Hardy Har Har
9. The Punch Line Gym
10. Traffic Troubles
11. Toontown Three Squares Meal House

12. Funny Bone Emergency Room
13. Phony Baloney
14. Zippy's Zingers
15. Keanu's Kooky Cafe
16. The Flying Pie
17. Professor Wiggle's House of Giggles
18. Rubber Chicken Sandwiches
19. Gertie's Greasy Spoon
20. Mickey's Follies
21. Sundae Funnies Ice Cream

1. Impractical Jokes
2. All Smiles Tooth Repair
3. The Hogwash & Dry
4. One-Liner Miners
5. Walt's Little D Diner
6. Toontown Sign Factory
7. Jumping Beans
8. Tickle Machines
9. All Fun And Games Shop
10. Dr. Tom Foolery
11. Mr. Mouse Takes A Trip
12. Dr. I. M. Euphoric
13. Dottie's Ditzy Diner
14. The Merry Mimes
15. Weird Beard's Disguise Shop
16. Silly Stunts
17. All That Razz Dance Academy
18. Soup Forks
19. Paper Airplanes
20. Laughing Gas Station

21. Mary's Go Around Travel Company
22. Happy Hooligans Pub
23. House of Bad Pies
24. Jesse's Joke Repair
25. Daffy Taffy
26. The Happy Times
27. The Laughin' Place
28. Flo's Oats and Grits
29. Clown Class
30. Tee-Hee Tea Shop
31. Laughing Lessons
32. Funny Money Savings & Loan
33. Used Clown Cars
34. Frank's Pranks
35. Steamboat Willie
36. Monkey Tricks
37. Joy Buzzers To The World
38. Muldoon's Maroon Balloons
39. Canned Bottles

1. Used Life Preservers
2. Salmon Chanted Evening: Formal Wear
3. Poop Deck Gym
4. Wet Suit Dry Cleaners
5. Bait and Switches Electrical Shop
6. Hook's Clock Repair
7. From Fore to Aft
8. Luff 'N Stuff
9. Every Little Bait

10. Piano Tuna: Works for Scale
11. Billy Budd's Big Bargain Binnacle Barn
12. Dime & Quarterdeck Bank
13. Squid Pro Quo: Attorneys at Law
14. Trim the Nail Boutique
15. Yacht's All, Folks!
16. Blackbeard's Beauty Parlor
17. Out to See Optics
18. Disembark! Tree Surgeons
19. Soles Repaired While U Wait

1. Lost and Flounder
2. Seagull Statue Store
3. Kelp Around the House
4. Nautical But Nice
5. Melville's Massive Mizzenmast Mart
6. Tackle Box Lunches
7. Mussel Beach Gymnasium
8. Cap Size Hat Store
9. Keel Deals
10. Knots So Fast
11. Rusty Buckets
12. Anchor Management
13. What's Canoe With You?
14. Pier Pressure Plumbing

15. The Yo Ho Stop and Go
16. What's Up Dock
17. This Transom Man Custom-Tailored Suits
18. Docker's Diner
19. Seven Seas Cafe
20. Hook, Line, and Sinker Prank Shop
21. King Neptoon's Cannery
22. Dog Paddles
23. The Clam Bake Diner
24. Wholly Mackerel! Fish Market
25. Claggart's Clever Clovis Closet
26. Rudderly Ridiculous!
27. Alice's Ballast Palace

1. That's a Moray! The Eel Deal
2. Squid's: For All Your Seaweed Needs
3. Good Luck Horseshoe Crabs
4. All for Nautical
5. The Reel Deal
6. Duck's Back Water Company
7. Run Aground Taxi Service
8. Be More Pacific: Ocean Notions
9. This Oar That
10. Mermaid Swimwear: Half Off!
11. Art's Smart Chart Mart
12. Reel 'em Inn

13. Able-Bodied Gym
14. Deep-Sea Diner
15. Barnacle Bargains
16. Windjammers and Jellies
17. Root Beer Afloats
18. Gifts With a Porpoise
19. Peanut Butter and Jellyfish
20. Sails For Sale
21. Wok the Plank Chinese Food
22. Ahab's Prefab Sea Crab Center
23. Buoys and Gulls Nursery School

1. Bert's Dirt
2. Barley, Hops and Malt Shop
3. Gopher Broke Savings & Loan
4. From Start to Spinach Salad Bar
5. Jake's Rakes
6. Photo Cynthia's Camera Store
7. Lisa Lemon Used Cars
8. 14-Carrot Jewelers
9. The Musical Fruit Diner
10. Poison Oak Furniture
11. We'd Be Gone Travel Agency
12. Tuft Guy Gym
13. Astroturf Mowers

14. Garden Hosiery
15. Silly Statues
16. Trowels and Tribulations Bookstore
17. Spring Rain Seltzer Bottles
18. Hayseed News
19. Take It or Leaf It Pawn Shop
20. The Squirting Flower
21. The Dandy Lion Exotic Pets
22. Trellis the Truth! Private Investigators
23. Vine and Dandy Menswear
24. Root 66 Diner

1. Eye of the Potato Optometry
2. Artie Choke's Neckties
3. Lettuce Alone Salad Bar
4. Canteloupe! bridal Shop
5. Vege-Tables and Chairs
6. Petals
7. Compost Office
8. Mom and Pop Corn
9. Berried Treasure
10. Gopher's Gags
11. Black-Eyed Susan's Boxing Lessons
12. Pine Needle Crafts

13. Bud's Bird Seed
14. Leaf It Bees Nursery
15. Dew Drop Inn
16. Flutterby's Butterflies
17. Peas and Q's Restaurant
18. Jack's Beanstalks
19. Rake It Inn
20. Grape Expectations
21. Petal Pusher Bicycles
22. Mum's the Word
23. Bubble Bird Baths

1. The Salad Bar
2. Just Vase It Flower Arrangements
3. Flower Bed and Breakfast
4. April's Showers and Tubs
5. Grass Roots Campaign Headquarters
6. Apples & Oranges Debate Society
7. Dirt. Cheap
8. Honeydew This! Honeydew That!
9. Lettuce Inn

10. Ant Farming Supplies
11. School of Vine Arts
12. Couch Potato Furniture
13. Fungi Clown School
14. Spill the Beans Detective Agency
15. Squash & Stretch Gym
16. Green Bean Jeans
17. Snail Mail

1. Ragtime Drycleaners
2. Blues News
3. Four Score Antiques
4. Hard Rock Shop
5. For Good Measure Expert Tailor
6. Full Stop Shop
7. Tenor Times Newspaper
8. Plummeting Pianos
9. Dance Around The Clock Shop
10. Canto Help You!
11. Riff's Paper Plates
12. Music Is Our Forte
13. Accidental Insurance
14. Carry A Toon Movers
15. Notations Office Supplies
16. Tuba Toothpaste
17. Flats Sharpened
18. Barbershop Quartet

19. Chin Rest Pillows
20. Pitch Perfect Roofing
21. More Scores Sporting Goods
22. Rests Rooms
23. Happy Mandolins
24. Piccolo's Pizza
25. Shave and a Haircut for a Song
26. The Treble Chef's Cooking School
27. Do, Rae, Me Piano Keys
28. Tuning Forks And Spoons
29. Dr. Fret's Dentistry
30. Please Refrain
31. Club 88
32. Catchy Toon Apparel
33. Casa De Castanets
34. Fifi's Fiddles
35. In Four-Four Time
36. Tom-Tom's Drums

1. Toon Tunes
2. Lousy Lyrics Discount Sheet Music
3. Double Reed Bookstore
4. Sing Solo We Can't Hear You!
5. Vocal Chords Braided
6. Accordions If You Want In, Just Bellow!
7. The Baritone Barber
8. White Noise for Girls and Boys Socks & Underwear
9. Haydn Go Seek Playground Supplies
10. Name That Toon
11. Overture Understudies
12. Madrigal Motor Homes
13. Harp Tarps Sharp!
14. Chopin Blocks (And Other Kitchen Supplies)
15. Sonata Your Fault! Discount Auto Insurance

16. Four-Part Harmonicas
17. Canticle Your Fancy Gift Shop
18. B-Sharp Fine Menswear
19. C-Flat Tire Repair
20. Her and Hymn Wedding Planners
21. Hurry Up, Slow Polka! School of Driving
22. On Ballet! Quality Climbing Equipment
23. Doppler's Sound Effects Studio
24. Etude, Brute? Shakespearian Theatre Company
25. Zither Here Nor There
26. Tina's Concertina Concerts
27. I Can Handel It! Luggage and Travel Accessories
28. Timbre! Equipment for the Singing Lumberjack
29. The Schmaltzy Waltz School of Dance

1. Mr. Costello's Yellow Cellos
2. Harry's House of Harmonious Humbuckers
3. Quentin's Quintessential Quadrilles
4. Ziggy's Zoo of Zigeunermusik
5. Fast Freddie's Fretless Fingerboards
6. The Teli-Caster Fishing Television Network
7. Wagner's Vocational Violin Videos
8. Flowery Flute Fleeces (Flattering to Flautists!)
9. Leo's Fenders Auto Body Shop
10. The Borrowed Chord Pawn Shop
11. Lotsa Lute! Savings & Loan
12. The Syncopation Corporation
13. Ellie's Elegant Elegies
14. Con Moto Cycles
15. Coda Pop Musical Beverages

16. Kazoology School of Music
17. Lyre, Lyre, Pants on Fire! Polygraph Services
18. Reggae Regalia Rastafarian Clothing
19. Ursatz for Really Kool Katz!
20. Pachelbel's Canonballs
21. Yuki's Ukeleles
22. The Ternary Exotic Birds
23. I Can't Understanza! Italian Interpreter Services
24. Schumann's Shoes for Men
25. Common Time Watches
26. Anna's Cruises Travel Agency
27. Relax the Bach Chiropractors
28. Mixolydian Scales
29. What a Mezzo! Maid Service
30. Marshall's Stacks Pancake House

1. A Better Built Quilt
2. Alpine ChowLine
3. Wait and See Goggle Defogging
4. Snowman's Land
5. Mittens for Kittens
6. Hibernation Vacations
7. The Toupee Chalet
8. Oh My Galoshes!
9. The Precipitation Foundation
10. Pinecone Zone
11. Snowshoes You Can't Refuse
12. Just So Mistletoe

13. The Sweater Lodge
14. Cool Cat Hats
15. Malt in Your Mouth Soda Fountain
16. The Shovel Hovel
17. Used Groundhog Shadows
18. Clean Sweep Chimney Service
19. Winter Wonderland Walking Club
20. Your Snow Angel
21. Ice Saw It Too
22. Choral Wreaths
23. Snow Whitening
24. Open Fire Chestnut Roasting

1. The Frozen Nose
2. Portable Fireplaces
3. Snowmen Bought & Sold
4. Lowbrow Snowplows
5. Heat-Get It While It's Hot
6. Solar Powered Thermal Blankets
7. The Chattering Chronicle
8. You Sleigh Me Sleds and Beds
9. Shakey's Snow Globes
10. Snow Bunny Ski Shop
11. Icy Fine, Do You? Optometrist
12. Noggin's Toboggan Bargains
13. Ice Cube on a Stick!
14. Designer Inner Tubes

15. Juneau What I Mean? Public Speaking Seminars
16. Road Salt and Pepper
17. Aunt Arctic's Soup Shop
18. Polar Ice Caps
19. Chattering Teeth, Subzero Dentist
20. Go With the Floe Expert Plumbers
21. Dropping Degrees Dinner
22. Diced Ice at a Nice Price
23. Pluto's Place
24. Snowplace Like Home
25. Shiverin' Shakes Malt Shop
26. Icicles Built for Two
27. The Downhill Diner
28. Winter Storage

1. Kate's Skates
2. Affordable Goosebumps
3. Used Firewood
4. Easy Chair Lifts
5. The Sanguine Penguin Tuxedo Shop
6. Melted Ice Cubes
7. Ice House Jewelry
8. Icy London, Icy France Travel Agency
9. Snow Ball Hall
10. Pea Soup Cafe
11. St. Bernard's Kennel Club
12. Eye of the Storm Optics
13. Auntie Freeze's Radiator Supply
14. Subzero Sandwich Shop
15. The Mostly Toasty Bread Company
16. Skiing Clinic and First Aid!
17. The Melting Ice Cream Bar
18. Fred's Red Sled Beds

19. Snow Big Deal! Crisis Management
20. Cold Air Balloon Rides
21. Frosty Freddy's Frozen Frankfurters
22. Fried Baked Alaskas
23. Frosted Snowflakes Cereal Co.
24. Ice Cycle Bikes
25. Igloo Design, Inc.
26. Mr. Cow's Snow Plows
27. Mike's Massive Mukluk Mart
28. Antarctic Antiques
29. Nothing to Luge
30. The Blizzard Wizard
31. Hambrrrgers
32. Instant Ice (Just Add Water and Freeze!)
33. Toboggan or Not Toboggan
34. Nor'Easter Bonnets
35. Northern Lights Electric Company

1. For Richer or Snorer
2. Snore or Less
3. Make Your Bed! Hardware Store
4. The All Tucked Inn
5. Pillow Fights Nightly
6. Shut-Eye Optometry
7. Sawing Wood Slumber Lumber
8. Sleeping Dogs Diner
9. Mind Over Mattress
10. Insomniac Insurance
11. The Dreamland Screening Room
12. Down Time Watch Repair
13. Rock to Sleep Quarry
14. Call It a Day Calendars
15. The Sleepy Teepee

16. Blue Moon Cafe
17. Curl Up Beauty Parlor
18. Sleepy Time Pieces
19. Bleary-Eyed Bistro
20. Relax to the Max
21. PJ's Taxi Service
22. Lights Out Electric Co.
23. Crib Notes - Music to Sleep By
24. Clock Cleaners
25. Deep Sleep For Cheap!
26. Cat Nip For Cat Naps
27. Big Mama's Bahama Pajamas
28. Ed's Red Bed Spreads
29. 40 Winks For the Price of Twenty!
30. Smuggle Inn

1. Midnight Oil & Gas Company
2. Fly By Night Travel Agency
3. Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite Exterminators
4. Night Owl Pet Shop
5. Dream Jobs Employment Agency
6. You Snooze, You Lose
7. Pipe Dream Plumbers
8. Asleep at the Wheel Car Repair
9. Tooth Fairy Dentistry
10. Bedknobs & Broomsticks Movie House
11. Hit The Sack Fencing School
12. Dawn's Yawn And Garden Center
13. Moonbeam's Ice Creams
14. REM Optometry
15. Rip Van Winkle's Wrinkle Cream
16. Cat's Pajamas
17. Wynken, Blynken & Nod, Attorneys at Law

18. Wake-Up Call Phone Company
19. Waltzing Matilda's Dance School
20. Counting Sheep - So You Don't Have To!
21. Wet Blanket Party Planners
22. House of Zzzzzs
23. Sleepless in the Saddle All Night Pony Rides
24. Dreamboat Marine Supply
25. Sleeping Beauty Parlor
26. Sandman's Sandwiches
27. Baker's Dozin' Donuts
28. First Security Blanket Bank
29. Snug As A Bug Rug Dealer
30. Talking in Your Sleep Voice Training
31. Bed of Roses Florist
32. Armadillo Pillow Company
33. Dream On Talent Agency