Legalese

Legalese is a powerful cog attack. It is the signature attack of Legal Eagles. 

Phrases

• "You must cease and desist."
• "You will be defeated, legally speaking."
• "Are you aware of the legal ramifications?"
• "You aren't above the law!"
• "There should be a law against you."
• "There's no ex post facto with me!"
• "The opinions expressed in this attack are not those of Disney's Toontown Online."
• "We cannot be held responsible for damages suffered in this attack."
• "Your results for this attack may vary."
• "This attack is void where prohibited."
• "You don't fit into my legal system!"
• "You can't handle the legal matters."

Trivia

• This is the only attack where Disney's Toontown Online is mentioned, thus breaking the fourth wall.
• This is also the only attack where the Legal Eagle says his own opinion of his attack or describes it.
• Not only do the words "Habeus Corpus" come out, but other legal terms like, "Quid Pro Quo", and "Voir Dire" come out. ("Voir" means "to see" and "Dire" means "to say")
  • Habeus Corpus and Quid Pro Quo are Latin phrases, while Voir Dire is of the French language. 
  • Habeus Corpus is the right given to people under arrest to go before a judge and have a trial, Quid Pro Quo is Latin for "This for That" and Voir Dire is a term for the necessity for jurors in a court of law to tell the truth.