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Goons are one-eyed, two-legged robotic guards that serve the Cogs. They project a searchlight out of their eye that inflicts damage towards Toons. They can be stunned by jumping on their helmets; however, they recalibrate after four seconds plus an additional one and a half seconds to resume before they can inflict damage.

Goons commonly appear in the facilities of a Cog headquarters, such as the Sellbot Factory, Cashbot Mints, and the District Attorney's Office. They also appear in the Cashbot Vault where the Chief Financial Officer summons goons to walk out of his undercarriage.


There are several variants of goons. Most of them are exclusively seen in the Cashbot Vault.

Image Size Damage Location(s)
Yellow hat goon.png
Mini 2 Cashbot Vault
Yellow hat goon.png
Small 3 - 10 Sellbot Factory
Cashbot Mints, Cashbot Vault
Yellow hat goon.png
Medium 8 - 14 Cashbot Vault
Orange hat goon.png
Big 10 - 19 Cashbot Vault
Red hat goon.png
Large 12 - 24 Cashbot Vault
Red hat goon.png
Huge 15 - 30 Cashbot Vault
Security goon.png
Security 15 District Attorney's Office

Chief Financial Officer boss battle

"Once his helmet is gone, grab a disabled goon and hit him in the head!"
Mata Hairy, during the Chief Financial Officer boss battle.

The color of the goon is dependent on the color of the Chief Financial Officer's health meter, with the damage of their searchlight also increasing throughout the battle. If a goon is stunned during the battle, they may produce a treasure, depending on the size of the goon. There can be a maximum of between 8 to 16 goons which is dependent on the health of the C.F.O.. More goons tend to appear when the C.F.O.'s health is green.

Goon damage Treasure Heal
1 - 10
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11 - 15
11 - 15
11 - 15
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16 - 30
16 - 30

Trading card

No Cog is truly in charge without a team of Goons to do their dirty work. These Goons may look harmless, but any Toon who falls within their security beam will trigger an alarm that is sure to send them back to the Playground.

Luckily for the Toons, Goons are hard-headed Cogs who can hardly take a stomp without having to re-calibrate.

Who knows what causes their beam to create so much sadness, but one thing is clear: Do NOT look them in the eye!

Likes: Hats, Pacing
Dislikes: Toons, Stomping, Private Security Companies


  • According to one of Doctor Surlee's papers he wrote back when he was Gyro Gearloose, the Cogs repurposed his camera bots as goons using the blueprints he left behind.<ref>File:Surlee's papers 4.png
  • Mini goons can be disabled by walking onto them, unlike other goons which require jumping.
  • Security goons can be easily disabled if jumped on from a high surface.
  • Huge goons are able to inflict the most damage to a Toon at once by a maximum of 30 damage, which is stronger than any Cog attack. This makes them stronger than even security goons.
  • There are a few enormous goons in the District Attorney's Office that are nonfunctional. These goons have dark orange hats, unlike any other goon. Their bodies are also red-colored, likely due to rust.
  • During Operation: Crash Cashbot Headquarters, two huge goons temporarily guarded the entrance to the Cashbot Vault.



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