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| Cog information | |
|---|---|
| Department | Sellbots |
| Lowest level | 4 |
| Highest level | 8 |
| Attack information | |
| Number of attacks | 4 |
| Weakest attacks | Fountain Pen |
| Strongest attacks | Schmooze |
| Lowest damage | 1 |
| Highest damage | 20 |
| Lineage | |
| Preceded by Name Dropper |
Succeeded by Mover & Shaker |
- "Put it there, Toon."
- ―Glad Hander
A Glad Hander is the fourth Cog on the corporate ladder of the Sellbots. Their level ranges from four to eight. They are found commonly in many playgrounds, but will not spawn on the streets of Toontown Central outside of a Cog Invasion or a Cog Building. They are found commonly in the Sellbot Headquarters courtyard, and have a chance of spawning in all rooms in the Sellbot Factory. They can also appear in the first round of the Sellbot Towers boss battle, as well as the second round in Skelecog form.
Locations
- Seaweed Street
- Lighthouse Lane
- Elm Street
- Maple Street
- Oak Street
- Alto Avenue
- Baritone Boulevard
- Sleet Street
- Polar Place
- Lullaby Lane
- Pajama Place
- Sellbot Headquarters
- Sellbot Factory
- Sellbot Towers
- Cog Buildings
- Sellbot Field Offices
- Any location during their own Cog Invasion
Battle starting phrases
- "You'll find I'm a handful."
- "I'm a very hands-on kinda Cog."
- "Offhandedly, I'd say you're in trouble."
- "Let's get right to the business at hand."
- "I think the handwriting is on the wall."
- "I can be quite handy."
- "Would you like some hand-me-downs?"
- "Let me show you some of my handiwork."
- "Let's seal the deal."
- "Let's shake on it."
- "Put it there, Toon."
- "You'll notice I have a very firm grip."
Attacks
| Rubber Stamp | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Target | Single Toon | ||||
| Level | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| Damage | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
| Accuracy | 90% | 70% | 50% | 30% | 10% |
| Usage | 40% | 30% | 20% | 10% | 5% |
| Note that damage, accuracy, and usage values may not be fully accurate to reflect changes introduced in the 3.0.0 update due to unavailable information. | |||||
| Fountain Pen | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Target | Single Toon | ||||
| Level | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| Damage | 3 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| Accuracy | 70% | 60% | 50% | 40% | 30% |
| Usage | 40% | 30% | 20% | 10% | 5% |
| Note that damage, accuracy, and usage values may not be fully accurate to reflect changes introduced in the 3.0.0 update due to unavailable information. | |||||
| Filibuster | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Target | Single Toon | ||||
| Level | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| Damage | 4 | 6 | 9 | 12 | 15 |
| Accuracy | 30% | 40% | 50% | 60% | 70% |
| Usage | 10% | 20% | 30% | 40% | 45% |
| This is a signature Cog attack. | |||||
| Note that damage, accuracy, and usage values may not be fully accurate to reflect changes introduced in the 3.0.0 update due to unavailable information. | |||||
| Schmooze | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Target | Single Toon | ||||
| Level | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| Damage | 5 | 7 | 11 | 15 | 20 |
| Accuracy | 55% | 65% | 75% | 85% | 95% |
| Usage | 10% | 20% | 30% | 40% | 45% |
| Note that damage, accuracy, and usage values may not be fully accurate to reflect changes introduced in the 3.0.0 update due to unavailable information. | |||||
Sellbot Cog Disguise promotions
| Merits | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Level | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| Merits |
100 |
130 | 160 | 190 | 800 |
Name of origin
A glad hander is a slang term used to describe an overly friendly person. Their friendliness tends to irritate others and is usually used as a way of getting approval.
Trivia
- Strangely, Glad Hander's attacks, Fountain Pen and Rubber Stamp, decrease in damage and accuracy as the Cog level rises. However, the usage of those attacks also significantly decrease.
- They are the only Cog to have an attack which decreases in damage as the Cog level rises.
- Their face is identical to the Yesman and Mr. Hollywood, although more flat and a tad stretched out.
- Their attack Schmooze causes more damage to a single Toon than any other level 8 attack. In addition, it has a near perfect accuracy when used at this level.
- They are one of only two mid-leveled fat Cogs. The other Cog is the Money Bags.
- In a Toontown Online trading card, the Glad Hander's hands were larger than normal, but the model of their hands are normal-sized.
- This could have been because of the fact that Toontown Online had budget cuts, meaning that larger hands would have probably cost too much to model.
Gallery
A Glad Hander Skelecog
A Glad Hander during Tug of War
A Glad Hander being hit with a Birthday Cake.
A Glad Hander being defeated.
One Glad Hander and two Cold Callers in battle at the Sellbot Factory
A Rake thrown in front of Glad Hander.
Glad Hander flying down with a propeller.
A Glad Hander in the streets of Minnie's Melodyland.
A mugshot of a Glad Hander can be found on top of the Sellbot Factory sign.
"Let's get right to the business at hand."
A Glad Hander's Fountain Pen in action.
A Glad Hander's Rubber Stamp in action.