Glad Hander
Basic information
Type: Sellbots
Lowest level: 4
Highest level: 8
Attack information
Number of attacks: 4
Weakest attack: Fountain Pen
Strongest attack: Schmooze
Lowest damage: 1
Highest damage: 20
Statistics based on attack damage.
Preceded by:

Name Dropper

Succeeded by:

Mover & Shaker

"Put it there, Toon."
―Glad Hander

A Glad Hander is the fourth Cog on the corporate ladder of the Sellbots. Their level ranges from four to eight. They are found commonly in many playgrounds, but will not spawn on the streets of Toontown Central outside of a Cog Invasion or a Cog Building. They are found commonly in the Sellbot Headquarters courtyard, and have a chance of spawning in all rooms in the Sellbot Factory. They can also appear in the first round of the Sellbot Towers boss battle, as well as the second round in Skelecog form.


Battle starting phrases

  • "You'll find I'm a handful."
  • "I'm a very hands-on kinda Cog."
  • "Offhandedly, I'd say you're in trouble."
  • "Let's get right to the business at hand."
  • "I think the handwriting is on the wall."
  • "I can be quite handy."
  • "Would you like some hand-me-downs?"
  • "Let me show you some of my handiwork."
  • "Let's seal the deal."
  • "Let's shake on it."
  • "Put it there, Toon."
  • "You'll notice I have a very firm grip."


Rubber Stamp
Target Single Toon
Level 4 5 6 7 8
Damage 4 3 3 2 1
Accuracy 90 70 50 30 10
Usage 40 30 20 10 5
Fountain Pen
Target Single Toon
Level 4 5 6 7 8
Damage 3 3 2 1 1
Accuracy 70 60 50 40 30
Usage 40 30 20 10 5
Target Single Toon
Level 4 5 6 7 8
Damage 4 6 9 12 15
Accuracy 30 40 50 60 70
Usage 10 20 30 40 45
This is a signature attack.
Target Single Toon
Level 4 5 6 7 8
Damage 5 7 11 15 20
Accuracy 55 65 75 85 95
Usage 10 20 30 40 45

Sellbot Cog Disguise promotions

Level 4 5 6 7 8


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Name of origin

A glad hander is a slang term used to describe an overly friendly person. Their friendliness tends to irritate others and is usually used as a way of getting approval.


  • Strangely, Glad Hander's attacks, Fountain Pen and Rubber Stamp, decrease in damage and accuracy as the Cog level rises. However, the usage of those attacks also significantly decrease.
  • They are the only Cog to have an attack which decreases in damage as the Cog level rises.
  • Their face is identical to the Yesman and Mr. Hollywood, although more flat and a tad stretched out.
  • Their attack Schmooze causes more damage to a single Toon than any other level 8 attack. In addition, it has a near perfect accuracy when used at this level.
  • They are one of only two mid-leveled fat Cogs. The other Cog is the Money Bags.
  • In a Toontown Online trading card, the Glad Hander's hands were larger than normal, but the model of their hands are normal-sized.
    • This could have been because of the fact that Toontown Online had budget cuts, meaning that larger hands would have probably cost too much to model.


FlunkyPencil PusherYesmanMicromanagerDownsizerHead Hunter
Corporate RaiderThe Big Cheese Chief Executive Officer
Bottom FeederBloodsuckerDouble TalkerAmbulance ChaserBack StabberSpin Doctor
Legal EagleBig Wig Chief Justice
Short ChangePenny PincherTightwadBean CounterNumber CruncherMoney Bags
Loan SharkRobber Baron Chief Financial Officer
Cold CallerTelemarketerName DropperGlad HanderMover & ShakerTwo-Face
The MinglerMr. Hollywood Vice President
GoonsSkelecogsVirtual SkelecogsVersion 2.0 Cogs
Director of Ambush MarketingThe Chairman
Building-only Cogs Boss
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