|Number of attacks:||4|
|Weakest attack:||Fountain Pen|
|Statistics based on attack damage.|
- "Put it there, Toon."
- ―Glad Hander
- Seaweed Street
- Lighthouse Lane
- Elm Street
- Maple Street
- Oak Street
- Alto Avenue
- Baritone Boulevard
- Sleet Street
- Polar Place
- Lullaby Lane
- Pajama Place
- Sellbot Headquarters
- Sellbot Factory
- Sellbot Towers
- Cog Buildings
- Sellbot Field Offices
- Any location during their own Cog Invasion
Battle starting phrases
- "You'll find I'm a handful."
- "I'm a very hands-on kinda Cog."
- "Offhandedly, I'd say you're in trouble."
- "Let's get right to the business at hand."
- "I think the handwriting is on the wall."
- "I can be quite handy."
- "Would you like some hand-me-downs?"
- "Let me show you some of my handiwork."
- "Let's seal the deal."
- "Let's shake on it."
- "Put it there, Toon."
- "You'll notice I have a very firm grip."
|This is a signature Cog attack.|
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Name of origin
A glad hander is a slang term used to describe an overly friendly person. Their friendliness tends to irritate others and is usually used as a way of gaining approval.
- Strangely, a Glad Hander's attacks, Fountain Pen and Rubber Stamp, decrease in damage and accuracy as their level rises. However, the usage of those attacks also significantly decrease.
- This also makes a Glad Hander the only Cog to have their attacks decrease in damage values at a higher level.
- A Glad Hander's face is identical to a Yesman and Mr. Hollywood but more flat and a tad stretched out.
- A Glad Hander's Schmooze attack deals more damage to a single Toon than any other level 8 attack. In addition, their attack has a near perfect accuracy when used at this level.
- A Glad Hander is one of only two mid-leveled thick Cogs, along with Money Bags.
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