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== Trivia ==
== Trivia ==
* The Downsizer is the only cog with three signature moves--Pink Slip, Canned (although Corporate Raiders can use it as well), & Downsize.
* Noticeable resemblance to the Bean Counter cog.
* Noticeable resemblance to the Bean Counter cog.

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Basic information
Type: Bossbot
Lowest level: 5
Highest level: 9
Attack information
Weakest attack: Pink Slip
Strongest attack: Downsize
Lowest damage: 4
Highest damage: 15
Statistics based on attack damage.
Preceded by:


Succeeded by:

Head Hunter

Downsizer is the fifth Cog on the Bossbot corporate ladder. Their levels range from five to nine.


Starting Battle Phrases

  • Why do you look so down?
  • You've just become expendable.
  • You're going down!
  • Expect diminishing returns.
  • Don't ask me to lay off.
  • I might have to make a few cutbacks.
  • Your options are shrinking.
  • Things are looking down for you.
  • Let's Downsize.

Cog Battle Moves

  • Pink Slip
  • Sacked
  • Canned
  • Downsize

Origin of Name

A downsizer is someone who reduces company employee numbers, or removes assets, in order to make the company stronger.


  • Noticeable resemblance to the Bean Counter cog.
The Cogs
FlunkyPencil PusherYesmanMicromanagerDownsizerHead Hunter
Corporate RaiderThe Big Cheese Chief Executive Officer
Bottom FeederBloodsuckerDouble TalkerAmbulance ChaserBack StabberSpin Doctor
Legal EagleBig Wig Chief Justice
Short ChangePenny PincherTightwadBean CounterNumber CruncherMoney Bags
Loan SharkRobber Baron Chief Financial Officer
Cold CallerTelemarketerName DropperGlad HanderMover & ShakerTwo-Face
The MinglerMr. Hollywood Vice President
GoonsSkelecogsVirtual SkelecogsVersion 2.0 Cogs
Director of Ambush MarketingThe Chairman
Building-only Cogs Boss
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