Downsizer

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Downsizer
Basic information
Type:	Bossbot
Lowest level:	5
Highest level:	9
Attack information
Weakest attack:	Pink Slip
Strongest attack:	Downsize
Lowest damage:	4
Highest damage:	15
Statistics based on attack damage.
Lineage
Preceded by: Micromanager	Succeeded by: Head Hunter

The Downsizer is the fifth Cog on the Bossbot corporate ladder. Their levels range from Level five to Level nine.

Locations

• Lighthouse Lane
• Maple Street
• Tenor Terrace
• Walrus Way
• Lullaby Lane
• Oak Street
• Bossbot Headquarters
• Bossbot Clubhouse
• Cog Buildings
• Cog Invasion

Starting Phrases

• "Let's Downsize."
• "Why do you look so down?"
• "Don't ask me to lay off."
• "Things are looking down for you."
• "Your options are shrinking."
• "You've just become expendable."
• "You're going down!"
• "I might have to make a few cutbacks."
• "Expect diminishing returns".

Attacks

Cog Suit Promotions

• Level 5 - 680 Stock Options
• Level 6 - 890 Stock Options
• Level 7 - 1100 Stock Options
• Level 8 - 1310 Stock Options
• Level 9 - 5500 Stock Options

Origin of Name

A Downsizer is someone who reduces company employee numbers, or removes assets, often in order to comply with corporate budget cuts.

Trivia

• The Downsizer's appearance is almost identical to the Bean Counter.
  • The only differences are that the Bean Counter is a Cashbot, has different colored hands, and has a slightly different face close-up, and the Downsizer is a Bossbot.
• The Downsizer is the only Cog with three signature attacks.
• The Downsizer's attack, Canned, does more damage than the Corporate Raider's Canned. At Level nine Downsizer's attack, it does 12 damage while at Level 11 Corporate Raider's attack its does 10 damage.

The Cogs
Bossbots	Flunky • Pencil Pusher • Yesman • Micromanager • Downsizer • Head Hunter
	Corporate Raider • The Big Cheese		Chief Executive Officer
Lawbots	Bottom Feeder • Bloodsucker • Double Talker • Ambulance Chaser • Back Stabber • Spin Doctor
	Legal Eagle • Big Wig		Chief Justice
Cashbots	Short Change • Penny Pincher • Tightwad • Bean Counter • Number Cruncher • Money Bags
	Loan Shark • Robber Baron		Chief Financial Officer
Sellbots	Cold Caller • Telemarketer • Name Dropper • Glad Hander • Mover & Shaker • Two-Face
	The Mingler • Mr. Hollywood		Vice President
Special	Goons • Skelecogs • Virtual Skelecogs • Version 2.0 Cogs Director of Ambush Marketing • The Chairman
Building-only Cogs			Boss